Fall Fashion Post: Jungle of Ugly

It's Fashion Week in the city, and I can't wait for it to be over. Why, you ask? Fashion Week was good to me this year. It provided me with plenty of free booze, cheesecake bites on a stick, and the opportunity to hobnob with the current cast of Project Runway. But truthfully, my favorite thing about Fashion Week is going through pictures of the shows to pick out the most supremely ugly garments, so I can dis/discuss them with friends.

However, since the fashion industry is kind enough to let us know what we're going to be wearing six months from now, I'm proud to present my fall fashion issue, albeit a bit belatedly. Here are my bottom picks for this fall.

Highland Fat Suit, Comme des Garçons

Charles Anastase: Snow-woman Abomination

Charles Anastase: Kidney Transplant

Topshop: Wildebeest chic

Chanel: Chanetland Pony

Isn't this fun? And here's a little preview of what you won't be wearing in Spring 2011!

Betsey Johnson: Traffic Accident